Blog Crash!!

On behalf of the ESPV team, I would like to say sorry for the blog not functioning fully in the last couple of days. Yesterday, on top of our usual readership, we had more than 1,000 Germans specifically visiting our "Stab-Proof Hoodies" Post. Apparently, an internet TV station called Ehrensenf featured our article on their show as well as the popular news magazine Der Spiegel. Here at our London HQ, we have decided to buy a shitload of webspace and scrap this whole blogger account limited bandwidth bollocks and give you, the reader, the viewing pleasure that you all deserve! In the next couple months we are gong to be setting up a new site/blog which is gonna blow this one way out of the water.

Take care and keep coming back for your daily dose of madness!

ESPV Team

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VW Billiards table

This is something for the person who thinks they have everything. A fully functioning pool table on wheels!
The maroon felt Type 2 is fully functional and it appeared to have been built to a high standard. It is a mobile table, in a sense and it even has an integrated storage area for balls and other supplies beneath its engine flap. I want!

Post & Image from Winding Road.

Arm Wrestling Mania

Saw this on Metro and thought I'd share it:
"Three people have been hurt after taking on an arm-wrestling machine.
The overenthusiastic players broke their arms after challenging the mechanised limb in Japan.
Atlus, distributor of the Arm Spirit, said yesterday that it would recall its product from arcades.
'We think that maybe some players get overexcited and twist their arms in an unnatural way,' a spokesman said.
Players of Arm Spirit advance through ten levels, battling a French maid, drunken martial arts master and a chihuahua dog before reaching the final showdown with a professional wrestler."
The arcade machine is not distributed overseas, and probably won't be! I mean seriously, how do expect to win an arm-wrestling match against a machine? I'd rather take my chances with the Knife.Hand.Chop Bot!



Photos& Words: Metro.co.uk & AP